Now that there is a vaccine It comes down to who gets it and in what order. We found a comment on Facebook and got me thinking about the fair distribution of the vaccines. It will take a while to distribute so we will have to prioritize. These would be my choices.
Essential workers of course have to get it first, as well as a free all-expenses-paid holiday in Melaque. But not until the crisis is over as we need those guys. This would really see our tax dollars at work for once.
Care homes come next of course. Some of these old folk are prisoners who only want to see their families for a short time but aren’t able to.
Those who are compromised health wise. I don’t mean you should get it if you have an in-grown toe nail, easily get an ice cream head ache, or are allergic to work. Just the people who really need it.
Really old people: I’m not sure if we are in this category or the following one. I would lobby for this one so we get it sooner. Wait! This is my list so yes, we do get it next.
Just sort of old people. Does this apply to fifty plus old people. (Just kids really.)
Check this out from WHO, cute.
Then the rest of the peasants. That would be our kids, casual acquaintances and those we don’t much care for.
There are also those people who insisted on breaking the rules and partying during lockdown. Because they were contributing to the spread of the virus they should also be left till the last, after they have been tarred, feathered, had their cell phones taken away and been given a good slap.
Close to the bottom of the pile are those who didn’t think there was a virus at all. They should not get it at all, so they can prove their point that it was all fake news. If they do decide they want it, we will take a long time considering their case before saying, “Go away, it’s you guys who made this a problem in the first place.”
And then those who don’t want it at all. Thats fine, when they die off, we will inherit their vaccines and live a lot longer.
If you are in one of the later categories and I have offended you: Oops! Sorry!
There are also those people who can’t get a vaccine for medical reasons: allergies etc. That’s really unfortunate so I think you should at least get a lollypop. Or in one special case we know of, a coco loco.
