We was robbed

We was robbed. We were robbed at the beach today. We sat minding our own business and were blatantly robbed by three bandidos. 

They came out of nowhere and viciously held us up with popcorn and chewing gum. We reluctantly handed over our loose change, about 30 pesos although Rosalie was more afraid than I and donates an extra peso just in case. 

One of the Bandidos

I couldn’t understand why the rest of the locals were laughing at us. Don’t they see how serious this is becoming? They are becoming a scourge on the beach. Next time they come by I’ll  direct them to the Québécois’table, that’ll teach ‘em.

They were kids ranging from about five to eight. This was our second hold up in a few days. Mostly the beach vendors are fine, when we say no gracias they leave us alone. Some that we know well, we buy a bottle of water for, as their’s is a hot tiring job. Some are a bit pushy, there is one women though, who has over stepped the line on occasion and I think we will have to be a little harder on her. She empties all her stuff onto the table and won’t take no for an answer until I get mad at her and eventually she may go away.