Election

Who the hell do we vote for!

After watching the latest debate I broke it down into three categories: Trudeau and O’Toole: Same old, same old, promises, promises. There were the NDP and Greens who were more in favour of taking from the rich and giving to the poor. Then there was the Bloc Quebecois who has no idea what is going on.

And I have to vote for one of these fools! What a bunch of idiots. They act more like schoolchildren than adults.

I noticed that most of the people who presented questions were women. And they did a great job.

I lived in Nottingham, home of Robin Hood for a few years before coming to Canada and I do believe in robbing the rich to give to the poor; so I’m leaning more toward the Green and NDP. Although I think I may lean too far and fall asleep.

We went to vote early and had a few hassles. When we decided to stay at the campground all summer, we both needed to get new driver’s licenses. When I got mine I was told to use my physical address (Qualicum). but Rosalie was told to use our mailing address (Nanaimo). So, she was registered but I wasn’t. I still can’t get the smile off her face.

The people at the Rutherford advance voting station were really helpful and after Rosalie vouching for me I was allowed to vote. At the last minute, I decided on the Marxist Leninist party not realizing that it had nothing to do with John Lenon or the Beatles.

They say that the Chinese are influencing our elections. This was initiated by the Donald, who some of us know is an idiot. However, I for one, not wanting to take a chance wore my foil hat so that they can’t influence my vote.

These magic hats will be going on sale for $29.95 tax included or two for $60. I noticed that more than a few people at the polling station looked on with envy. One guy even asked where I got it and I proudly told him that it was hand-made by myself.

Rosalie by the way thinks I’m stark raving mad, but her vote may be compromised but not mine. I think we better get out of here pretty soon as I’m beginning to think she’s right.